What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is your craziest college sex story?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Why can't I lose weight?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?